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Apr 28
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Modern American Customer Service

A little over a month ago a client of ours contacted us to inform us that anytime they tried sending email to an email address from a major web/phone/tv provider the emails were rejected.  Shortly after that another client on the same server alerted us that they were experiencing the same problem.  For about 3 weeks, we went back and forth trying to figure out the situation and trying to work out something with our server host company.  On a couple of occasions I was told “they’ll be all set now” only to learn a few days later after testing it that they were not in fact all set. 

 This has brought me to today with the new week a sheer determination to get the problem solved.  So about an hour ago I called our server host company, explained we had spoken with them before but we’d made no progress on getting the issue resolved.  The answer?  “Call (major web/phone/tv provider).  The problem is on their end.”  Excellent.  3 weeks and now I have to sit on hold for who knows how long trying to get through.  So I make the call. 

 ”Thank you for calling (major web/phone/tv provider). Your call may be recorded for quality assurance purposes.  Please enter the phone number of the location where you have or would like service.”  I don’t want service.  I hang up.  Seeing no better option, I call back and enter our phone number.  I figure eventually I’ll get to a person. 

Call #2 - after entering the office number and selecting option 1 (for English), than option 2 because I don’t currently have an installation schedule,  than option 2 (for internet), the option 2 again for business solutions, I’m told there’s an unusually high call volume.  I think that’s just a default statement since I’m immediately connected to a person.  An after explaining the situation, he gives me the phone number of technical support.  

 Call#3 - I go through the usual rigamarole of option 1, 2 etc and this time have to hold for a bit.  Not too too bad though, only 5 minutes or so.  The first person I speak with transfers me to someone else in technical support who gives me two numbers for Technical Support for Security issues.  Also tells me that what I want is to get my ip on their safelist.  

 Call#4 - My call is important to them, but if I want to leave a voicemail I can just press 1.  My phone’s weak speakers provide me some encouragement courtesy of Journey - “Don’t Stop Believing…..”.  My call is still important to them, but voicemail’s available!  I’m back listening to Journey and their lyrics provide me with the added encouragement to stick it out.  I will speak to someone in the Technical Support for Security issues department.  Finally I get Josh on the phone.  I explain the situation, my four previous rehearsals have really got me nailing the delivery,  Josh says he can take care of it and it will take about 5 minutes to correct.  

 I hang up the phone elated.  I alert the clients.  I continue to worry deep down inside that this will not help and I’ll have to spend another hour on the phone and send more emails to clients saying “Yeah I know I said it was fixed but apparently (major web/phone/tv provider) didn’t fix it.”  One can only hope that 5 phone calls might have done the trick - now that is service.