Is Vitamin Water an Accessory?
A few hours ago, I managed to pour a pint or so of Vitamin Water XXX all over my most precious belongings—my ergonomic keyboard, my MacBook Pro (gen one and going strong), and my iPhone 4. In true McKenna-panic style I picked up the bottle and dropped it again, spilling even more. The recovery went well—I snatched up the iPhone like it had been bitten by a Hydrophis belcheri and sucked the poison out. Then, I turned the keyboard over and gave it a shake. Finally, I gave Old Faithful the Laptop a knowing smile and wipedown with a paper towel.
All was well. Was.
Now, every few minutes, my iPhone intermittently declares that “This accessory was not made to work with iPhone.” The only accessory I can think of is the Vitamin Water XXX which is currently undoubtedly making its way into the very bowels of my beloved phone.
A luncheon will be provided after the burial.
