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Is Vitamin Water an Accessory?

A few hours ago, I managed to pour a pint or so of Vitamin Water XXX all over my most precious belongings—my ergonomic keyboard, my MacBook Pro (gen one and going strong), and my iPhone 4. In true McKenna-panic style I picked up the bottle and dropped it again, spilling even more. The recovery went well—I snatched up the iPhone like it had been bitten by a Hydrophis belcheri and sucked the poison out. Then, I turned the keyboard over and gave it a shake. Finally, I gave Old Faithful the Laptop a knowing smile and wipedown with a paper towel.

All was well. Was.

Now, every few minutes, my iPhone intermittently declares that “This accessory was not made to work with iPhone.”  The only accessory I can think of is the Vitamin Water XXX which is currently undoubtedly making its way into the very bowels of my beloved phone.

A luncheon will be provided after the burial.